Funny Moments by Students

I was talking with fellow teacher and saying a few of the funny moments that I have recently have. She told me to write them down, but because I am not good at keeping a journal, I thought this would work.
The first one that comes to mind was when we were working on a few projects that needed glue. One boy who was looking forward to using the Elmer's glue later on that day and decided he wanted to have hot glue, so he sat on it. You can guess what happened. Yep glue all over his pants and chair.
Another was from a little girl while standing in lunch line asks "Teacher, do you have any kids?" I responded with "No", I guess she did not hear me so she asked again, "Teacher do you have any kids?" This time I responded and said "Yes, I have twenty-two" while pointing to the line. That answer did not satisfy her so she asked again "Teacher, do you have any kids, I mean like have you had a baby?" I responded with "No, I do not". She had that look, the one where the wheels are turning so I asked "Why" and she says "Oh you just have the same hair cut as my mom". Apparently I need a new hair cut.
Spring is definitely in the air! There are many crushes going on with in the class. I enjoy overhearing conversations that say "Will you hold my hand", "Can I get a hug", "I like him because he's a little on the adventurous side".
That's all for now, but I'll post more as I remember them.